New 'Clue' Board Game For Liberals Just Has You Blame The Murder Weapon

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-clue-board-game-for-liberals-just-has-you-blame-the-murder-weapon U.S. — Hasbro Gaming announced that it was expanding its board game library with a brand-new version of Clue, where you blame the murder weapon and never solve any crimes. Clue: Liberal Edition was being called the most interesting update in years for the popular game. "I'm terrible at Clue. I always lose," noted board game enthusiast Justin Coats. "But in Clue: Liberal Edition, everyone loses. I am so there!" In Clue: Liberal Edition, 3-6 players must solve the mysterious murder of Mr. Boddy, a cisgender white health insurance CEO, and compete to be the first one to blame...