Trump Unveils New Air Force One Helicarrier

CAMP SPRINGS, MD — At Joint Base Andrews on Friday, President Donald Trump unveiled the next Air Force One, a massive battle-ready airborne aircraft carrier, which he affectionately called a "Helicarrier." The intimidating mobile command center was reportedly shipped over piece by piece from Qatar and painstakingly rebuilt in America. It is approximately six times the size of the previous Air Force One and capable of launching offensive strikes against the president's enemies at a moment's notice. "Air Force One was state-of-the-art for its time, but still just a glorified passenger jet, believe me. But this baby can take out...