RIATH AL-SAMARRAI: 'Not bothered' Cole Palmer may be too cool for school but here's why he should follow Harry Kane's example - and how he may have blown it with detail-obsessed Thomas Tuchel

Here's a niche question: have you heard of Chase McLaughlin or Evan McPherson or Jason Myers? One version of the answer is that they're who Harry Kane wishes to be when he grows up.