Let’s Be Honest, in the John Wick Universe, the Continental Hotels Are the Most Dangerous Places To Be

Picture this, if you will: you’re an assassin, and after a successful hit you need someplace safe to lie low for a time. You can't go home, for that's much too obvious. You could flee the country, but let's face it—depending on who it is you took out (in context, it's the difference between killing Chewbacca and offing Jar Jar Binks, for example), then retaliation knows no boundaries, and you may not even make it off the plane. You could go to the last place that anyone would ever think of looking, but not many theaters are running a Snow White/Joker: Folie à Deux double feature. Finally, an idea hits. You decide to go to a hotel filled with people just like you. Fellow assassins, having drinks, going down the water slide, what have you. Preposterous, right? It wouldn't make sense in the real world, of course, but in the world of John Wick, the Continental Hotels are safe havens for the weary assassin, with a strict no-kill policy on site. But if you've actually watched the John Wick films, you'll know that's not really the case.