It’s Going to Be JD and Kamala, So Calm Down

The socialists will swallow hard and take her. There’s some talk about AOC, but she’s going to take noted burger chef Chuck Schumer’s Senate seat. AOC’s sell-by date is fast approaching. She’s not really left enough for the socialists, and here’s a hard truth: SHE'S GETTING HEFTY. The attraction was that she was young and cute. They auditioned her for the job, and the key was that she was attractive. Between losing her hotness and the fact that every time she opens her mouth, she says something stupid—like how the Senate was constituted to enshrine Jim Crow about a century...