Intro for March 27, 2026

Dear Gossips, Baseball is back, baby! Here in Toronto a new Blue Jays season begins tonight – I'll be there to see the new banners, to welcome home our beloved crew of ragtag silly misfits who went from worst to first (in the American League) last season and charmed fans of the sport beyond Canada by becoming living memes. Advancing to the World Series while sleeping in their cars or couch surfing, their cute little dances, wearing each other's faces on their t-shirts . . . actually, it was a whole season of team hijinks and killer chemistry, chemistry that powered them all the way to the . . .