I’m an escort — this is every client I saw in a week and what they asked for

This week’s diarist had nine bookings this week (Picture: Myles Goode)

Welcome to How I Do It, the series in which we give you a seven-day sneak peek into the sex life of a stranger.

This week we hear from Lillith Lodge, a single escort and content creator from Brisbane.

After starting out as an exotic dancer, she became a sex worker four-and-a-half years ago in a bid to make more money. ‘I wasn’t sure if I’d be able to do it at first, but I’ve never looked back,’ Lillith tells Metro.

Also candid about the realities of sex work, the 29-year-old admits that although she has a ‘positive relationship with sex’, it can sometimes get a little clinical.

‘I’d like sex to always be enjoyable in an ideal world, but in my line of work, that’s not always possible.’

Even so, she is happy with how her career has panned out as she can make up to thousands of pounds a day, as well as sometimes getting to work — and play — with friends.

Without further ado, here’s how Lillith got on this week.

The following is, as you might expect, NSFW…

Monday

I get up at 7am and head to the gym for my usual cardio, then I have two hours to get ready for my 10am appointment.

This is a client I’ve seen roughly 10 times. He was initially very nervous and shy but he’s opened up over time. I think that’s why he sees sex workers, because he finds approaching women intimidating.

I can be myself with him without judgement which is nice, but the sex is a little awkward, due to his inexperience.

He stands while I give him a blowjob before getting into the main event. We always start with me on top, followed by missionary, followed by more oral sex.

He doesn’t finish — he never does — but this isn’t an uncommon thing with a lot of the men I see. There are lots of reasons why they can’t, and he tells me he hasn’t finished with anyone, ever. I still enjoy our time together because we get along so well. 

After, I have a quick lunch and an energy drink before heading to the bank to deposit my earnings. 

Back home I sit with my ‘available now’ flag showing on my OnlyFans ads to notify clients I am waiting for work. It’s been a bit slow going lately though, and I guess £625 is all I’m making today. Instead, I spend time on my account replying to messages. 

Tuesday

I wake up late but I’m ready in time for my 11am three-hour booking. My bestie Hannah joins us and, oh, how I love a threesome — there are so many more positions you can do

I’ve been with this client for about a year, he flies in from Sydney just to see me and he’s an absolute treat.

I don’t think I’ve climaxed so many times in a row in my life, but this is the joy of three participants. I have an insane orgasm as Hannah and I give him oral sex together, then another two while Hannah goes down on me.

Honestly, it’s bookings like this where I feel unbelievably grateful to be able to do this. 

Just an hour after this booking I have a two hour session with a brand new client. It’s nice meeting people when they are polite and respectful like he is, which isn’t always the case.

We start with a blowjob, then I climb on top for a few minutes, and it’s the good old ‘frog legs’ riding that gets him. He’s lovely and well behaved, but I don’t get any sexual pleasure from it. I don’t care, though, I’ve had my fix anyway.

Today I made £1,666 for my first booking (because he always tips £208 on top of what he owes) and £1,093 for the second one. It’s a good number for a days work. 

Wednesday

After a gym session, I’ve got 90 minutes to transform myself from a sweaty mess for an hour-long booking with a married client. I try not to think about that — if it wasn’t me doing it, it would be someone else.

I’ve seen him twice before — he’s friendly and polite, but doesn’t like to talk much, which is understandable.

We exchange cash in the first five minutes and get straight to it after he takes a shower. We go for 50 minutes straight before he finally finishes.

I find the way he f**ks me to be a little too hard for my tastes, and this is where we walk a thin line as escorts. It’s not so rough that I need to tell him to stop, but I don’t particularly enjoy it. I prefer a build up, before easing into a fast tempo. However, he just wants to go like a jackrabbit.

I should also add his hygiene left a little to be desired — he had a small amount of smega under his foreskin. Thankfully he didn’t pay the extra £156 for a condom-free blowjob.

Once he’s gone I have four hours to eat, clean the room, answer messages and get ready for my next appointment, which is a client I’ve seen many times, who’s in a wheelchair so the way we do it is a little different.

We start out with a good chat, catching up for 30 minutes while he waits for his blue pill to kick in. He says he feels more sensation when it’s slow and gentle.

He loves me on top, but we also do missionary and me on my side with my leg back over him. This position is great because he gets in deeper. I really enjoy our time together. Regular clients are just the easiest, as after a few visits it really just feels natural.

He pays me £703 and I really should work more, but I have a custom video to complete before I go to bed, so I focus on that instead before turning in.

Thursday

It’s my day off from escorting today, so I go to the gym and then head to lunch with a couple of industry friends. It’s so nice to have peers I can talk to about everything. We just get each other. 

When I get home at 2pm, I plan my flights and accommodation for two tours I have coming up. I then pop out to the shops quickly to do a restock because I’m really low on mouth wash and that’s a disaster waiting to happen, as all clients must shower and use mouth wash on arrival.

At 4pm I record two custom videos. One is easy because it’s just sitting down and talking about my day and my goals, nothing sexual.

The other is a foot fetish video, but it’s tricky. He wants me to do a foot job on a dildo but it doesn’t suction to the ground very well. It’s not my most professional work, but he enjoys it nonetheless.

Friday

I have a prebooking for 7pm tonight but the day is pretty empty. I work on getting a backlog of TikTok content prepared, as I like to post everyday.

When my client arrives it turns into a five-hour booking. He’s a regular so we yap each others ears off.

We have sex for about 15 minutes but he gets bored very easily.

He’s an older guy and was a virgin when I first met him a year ago. He’s seen lots of working girls but he really isn’t that bothered about sex.

His d**k is huge by the way, one of the biggest I’ve ever seen but still, we spend our time together hanging out, just kissing and cuddling.

Saturday

I have a lie in so I can stay up late as that’s usually when I make money a Saturday. I don’t have any pre-appointments but then I suddenly get a 30-minute booking. I don’t like these much because they’re rushed and the guys often need more time — but I’m pleasantly surprised by this one.

He really knows what he’s doing and we have great chemistry. I get to finish too, in a laying down doggy-style which is my favourite.

I snag another booking at 6pm — a gentleman with a wedding ring. He’s polite but wants to get straight to business. He gives me oral which is a nice treat (it’s not often someone wants me to finish first), and he’s incredibly good, so I climax in less than 10 minutes.

Then I climb on top, followed by reverse, doggy and finally missionary. He tells me I’m great at oral — which his wife never does.

Yet another booking comes through at 11pm for three hours. I am so tired and the clients are a handful because it’s a party booking, three working girls for three guys in a huge hotel room.

They’re drunk and snort cocaine every five minutes. This is sadly part of the job. I don’t hate these bookings and I’ll have a drink, but I do hate it when drugs are involved. They’re always keen for us girls to get involved — we always say no, but it’s annoying regardless.

The guy I’m ‘assigned to’ can’t get his d**k to work because of all the cocaine. It’s like a big floppy snake, no matter what I do.

He gets mad I’m not ‘doing it properly’. I hate the rage that comes out of these guys when they’re off their face. It’s safe to say that no penis enters me during this booking. Just an hour of sucking on a floppy d**k. 

Sunday

I’m filming a scene for my OnlyFans with a guy called Jake this morning. It should be good fun because we’ve worked together before.

We’re a little more adventurous than if I was servicing a client. I always make the men who book appointments use protection, but with other sex workers it’s different, as we have regular STD checks. It means we do every sex position under the sun, and I get one of the best orgasms I’ve ever had.

I’m starving now. It’s currently 6pm and that scene really took it out of me. I’m just going to work on some TikToks and social media stuff, reply to fan messages and then head to bed.

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