'Him' Review: Marlon Wayans Brings His A-Game to Boring, Predictable Pro-Football Horror

I'm not usually one to declare a moratorium, but after watching director and co-writer Justin Tipping's "Him" I think horror filmmakers may need to seriously reconsider these "spider web" stories. You know the ones. They're about an oblivious protagonist or group of protagonists who get invited to the middle of nowhere, hang out in a village or compound full of cultists, willingly hand over their phones for obviously suspicious reasons, and wander around for most of the movie, trying to figure out if anything scary is going on. Surprise! There's always something scary going on. . . .