British Authorities Warn There Is A Man Loose On The Streets Threatening To Share An Opinion

LONDON — Authorities warned British citizens of widespread reports of a dangerous man loose on the streets, threatening to share an opinion. According to an official bulletin, the recently released Graham Linehan represented an urgent threat to public order, as he had not only come up with an idea not conforming to politically acceptable ideology all on his own, but also threatened to spread this idea by engaging others in reasonable civil discourse. "The suspect is about medium height, brown-haired, and radically free-thinking," the official police bulletin read. "Linehan, who we believe may be armed with a bullhorn or possibly...