120 Funny Senior Quotes: Iconic and Hilarious Sayings for Your Yearbook and Graduation

Senior year is here. And may feel like it’s just flying by.

So maybe you’ve started looking for that perfect quote for your yearbook or graduation.

In today’s post I’d like to help out with that by sharing 120 of the most iconic, inspirational, memorable and funny senior quotes.

I hope you’ll find something here that’ll make you laugh and help you reduce a bit of stress, something uplifting for when life feels bittersweet and something that’s a great fit or hilarious inspiration for your yearbook page, Instagram and group chats.

Funny and Iconic Senior Quotes for the Yearbook

“I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and whoever invented copy and paste. Thank you.”
– Stephanie Flores

“If you like water, you already like 72% of me.”
– Alexandra Vu

“Education is important, but big biceps are importanter.”
– Hugh Vo

“My computer screen is brighter than my future.”
– Katia Perez

“When I die, I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into the ground so they can let me down one last time.”
– Jenna Allen

“I don’t always graduate, but when I do, it’s barely.”
– Hannah Goldsborough

“Goodbye everyone. I’ll remember you all in therapy.”
– Plankton (from SpongeBob)

“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.”
– W.C. Fields

“Cheaters never win, but I just graduated.”
– Richard Gilot

“I’ve been a Ho all my life.”
– Michelle Ho

“A lot of girls didn’t like me this year, but their boyfriends did.”
– Stephany Esquivel

“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”
– Ankit Jain

“To all the teachers that never taught me a thing…”
– Julia Simsuangco

“If somebody ever asks you to do something, do it really bad, so you never have to do it again.”
– Joanna Clark

“Morgan is my girlfriend. – Nobody”
– Morgan Worley

“Don’t follow your dreams… Follow my twitter: @nerojordan”
– Jordan Nero

“I’ve learned to say here when the teacher hesitates while taking attendance.”
– Omotola Omotinugbon

“Ravioli, ravioli, give me the diplomioli.”
– Maximiliano Navarro

“It’s so hard being a single mom when you have no kids and are a male teenager.”
– Aaron

“I used to be a straight A student, now I’m not even straight.”
– Martin Sanchez

Short and Funny Senior Quotes Ideas

“Shoot for the moon; if you miss you will die in outer space, which is cool.”
– Katya Zamolodchikova

“Why fall in love when you can fall asleep.”
– Jessica Enciso

“If you ain’t talking money… I don’t want to talk.”
– Michael and Steven DiBlasi

“Hannah Montana said nobody’s perfect, but here I am.”
– Alexander Gouon

“If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.”
– Daniel Jones

“WE ARE NOT RELATED.”
– The Nguyens

“The ‘s’ is silent.”
– Pareekshit Ravi

“Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse. That’s one of my mottos.”
– Stanley Hudson (The Office)

“Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.”
– Connor Hart

“That’s hot.”
– Paris Hilton

“I want to thank me for believing in me.”
– Snoop Dogg

“Hakuna matata.”
– The Lion King

“Gotta blast!”
– Jimmy Neutron

“My stummy hurt.”
– Playboi Carti

“Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.”
– Oscar Wilde

“Remember… The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe… Eat cake.”
– Iyanna Morgan

“Sam just stole my girl again. – Everyone”
– Samuel Teehee

“I am not Amith. I am a legend.”
– Amith M.

“Feeling so good. Looking so bad.”
– Rihanna

Hilarious Senior Quotes for Graduation from High School

“High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire and the ground was on fire and everything was on fire because it was hell.”
– Randey Chung

“I spent 113,880 hours of my life for a paper and a handshake.”
– Anonymous

“If you’re seeing this quote in the yearbook, I got all four math credits. Trust me, that means you can too.”
– Gabriela Willis

“If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.”
– Muhammad Ali

“All three years of high school, I had my earphones on, and no one ever knew.”
– Amena Al-shugaa

“… was released from his four-year sentence.”
– Faizon Graham

“My senior project was to make a clone. A+”
– Unknown twins

“I’m actually not funny, I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.”
– Alixandra Garcia

“The only reason I went to school all this time is to distract myself from the fact that I’ll never be Beyoncé.”
– McKenzie Ward

“When are our senior quotes due?”
– Jeffrey Goodwin

“I got kicked out of Hogwarts for using black magic.”
– Damenian Sparks

“You need a good pole to get high (pole vault).”
– Patrick Hughes

“Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.”
– Unknown

“100 character limit for our senior quote? That seems unfair. We refuse to be constrained by these ru.”
– Aditya Tammana

“I was the Beyoncé in a school full of Michelles.”
– Jose Alvarez

“Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know if you’re gonna graduate.”
– Franco Citlalli

“I’m sorry, did my shoulders distract you from reading this quote?”
– Victoria DiPaolo

“Of course I dress well. I didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.”
– Ian Longley

“See kids… I told you your mom was hot back in high school.”
– Paulyn Trinh

“Life is tough, but it’s a whole lot tougher if you’re stupid.”
– John Wayne

“I cheated on all my exams.”
– Roshan McGuinness

Cute, Unique and Funny Senior Quotes

“Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.”
– Alfred Adler

“If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.”
– Milton Berle

“Long story short, I survived.”
– Taylor Swift

“I wouldn’t want to belong to any club that would have me as a member.”
– Groucho Marx

“Remember to always be yourself, unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else.”
– Mitchell Wieland

“I don’t care what you think about me. I don’t think about you at all.”
– Coco Chanel

“Flaws? Honey, it’s called character.”
– Unknown

“Don’t wait for the perfect moment. Take the moment and make it perfect.”
– Zoey Sayward

“Opinions are like mixtapes: I don’t want to hear yours.”
– Spencer Howard

“Be careful who you call crazy. Some of us think it’s a compliment.”
– Marilynn Dawson

“I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me.”
– Dwight Schrute (The Office)

“You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world and there’s still going to be someone who hates peaches.”
– Dita Von Teese

“When I’m sad, I stop being sad, and just be awesome instead. True story.”
– Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother)

“Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.”
– Tina Fey

“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”
– Oscar Wilde

“I did meet some of the most insufferable people, but they also met me.”
– Shane Madej

“Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good.”
– Peter Parker (Avengers: Infinity War)

“I’m not a businessman; I’m a business, man.”
– Jay-Z

“No Met Gala, but I’m everybody mood board.”
– Tyler, The Creator

“If I die, turn my tweets into a book.”
– Gina Linetti (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)

More Inspirational and Less Funny Senior Year Quotes

“Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.”
– Dr. Seuss

“There are far, far better things ahead than any we leave behind.”
– C.S. Lewis

“The only thing you can do in this life is pursue your passions, celebrate your bloopers and never stop following your fear.”
– Grace Helbig

“The highest result of education is tolerance.”
– Helen Keller

“You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, ‘I have lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.’ You must do the thing you think you cannot do.”
– Eleanor Roosevelt

“You can only become truly accomplished at something you love.”
– Maya Angelou

“Your education is a dress rehearsal for a life that is yours to lead.”
– Nora Ephron

“Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life.”
– Steve Jobs

“Education is our passport to the future, for tomorrow belongs to the people who prepare for it today.”
– Malcolm X

“Do not let making a living prevent you from making a life.”
– John Wooden

“What we learn with pleasure we never forget.”
– Alfred Mercier

“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
– Truman Capote

“The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each one of you is a fuse.”
– Edward Koch

“Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can.”
– Arthur Ashe

“One of the lessons that I grew up with was to always stay true to yourself and never let what somebody else says distract you from your goals.”
– Michelle Obama

“An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.”
– Benjamin Franklin

“You are educated. Your certification is in your degree. You may think of it as the ticket to the good life. Let me ask you to think of an alternative. Think of it as your ticket to change the world.”
– Tom Brokaw

“Kid, you’ll move mountains.”
– Dr. Seuss

“Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die today.”
– James Dean

“Wherever you go, go with all your heart.”
– Confucius

Funny and Iconic Senior Quotes from Movies and TV-shows

“You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It’s a goldfish. Y’know why? It’s got a 10-second memory. Be a goldfish.”
– Ted Lasso (Ted Lasso)

“Were we supposed to have a quote?”
– Ann Paul Veal (Arrested Development)

“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
– Chandler Bing (Friends)

“If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.”
– Ace Ventura (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective)

“I’m in a glass case of emotion!”
– Ron Burgundy (Anchorman)

“Our goal is to go out like Willie Nelson, on a high.”
– Ted Lasso (Ted Lasso)

“Well, nobody’s perfect.”
– Osgood (Some Like It Hot)

“Snap out of it!”
– Loretta Castorini (Moonstruck)

“Attention campers, lunch has been canceled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it.”
– Tony Perkis (Heavyweights)

“I’ll say this to you, my friend, with all the love in my heart and all the wisdom of the universe: Take it sleazy.”
– Michael (The Good Place)

“Life’s a garden, dig it!”
– Joe Dirt

“I’ve done my waiting! 12 years of it! In Azkaban!”
– Sirius Black (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban)

“It’s supposed to be hard. If it were easy, everyone would do it.”
– Jimmy Dugan (A League of Their Own)

“You met me at a very strange time in my life.”
– The Narrator (Fight Club)

“‘You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.’ – Wayne Gretzky”
– Michael Scott (The Office)

“All my life I’ve had one dream: to achieve my many goals.”
– Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)

“Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don’t they?”
– Dorothy (The Wizard of Oz)

“I don’t cause commotions. I am one.”
– Elphaba (Wicked)

“We really did have everything, didn’t we?”
– Randall (Don’t Look Up)

“I want to live my life so that I’ll be able to read an in-depth biography about myself in later years and not puke.”
– Paris Geller (Gilmore Girls)

Want more inspiration for your senior year and graduation? Then have a look at these top 35 senior quotes, the funny graduation quotes here and also these short and uplifting graduation quotes.